Okay, so our toilet didn't explode, but it was filled almost to the top with water after Lucas put some unknown thing (he explains it as "some toilet paper") down the toilet.
As I was in the bathroom yesterday morning telling Lucas not to put anything except small amounts of toilet paper in the toilet, he reaches over and flushes it.
Water, and yes, shit, comes overflowing out of the toilet.
I screamed for Kevin to come down and help. After we cleaned up as best we could, I shuttled Lucas off to school, came home, cleaned the shit (literally) out of the bathroom, changed clothes, and went to work.
I got into work just before 10am. My excuse? "My toilet exploded..."