Did I mention Lucas' bug bites?

(Okay, it's 8:36 and the boy is still sleeping, must be from all his rare bites from our camping trip.)

Since we got home from camping I've been complaining about all my mosquito bites, about 10 total. Not to be outdone by me, Lucas has revealed that he has about 27 bites, but not from your run-of-the-mill camping pests. Lucas claims to have bites from the following types of critters:

• cracken
• boa constrictor
• wolf
• tarantula
• cougar
  
• yellow jacket

I may have missed some, but that's what I can recall. In reality, he has not a single bite anywhere on his body that I can see.