This happened a while ago, I hesitated posting it to the blog because of the subject matter. But what the heck! Names have been changed to protect the small and innocent.
A few weeks back I was changing Lucas' diaper, when he revealed the following information about one of his classmates.
Lucas: Why does Charlie have a little penis?
Me: Who said that?
Lucas: Marlon told me that.
Me: Hmmm, well, some people have little ones.
Lucas: Not me, I have a big one!