Return of the alien potato people

Last year I reported on the attack of the alien potato people. Well, they're back, more evolved, and spreading across the globe.
Artwork courtesy of Lucas.

Plus, there are reports of them not just here in Northern California, but there have been sightings as far away as Argentina.
This illustration is courtesy of Lucas' friend Natalie, who moved from Berkeley to Buenos Aires almost two years ago.

Our very own Homeland Security group has issues this as a RED alert. So lock your doors and if you see someone walking down the street that looks different, like these potato people, call 911! Press conference from the President to come shortly.