Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Excuses, excuses

Lucas has mastered a new skill, giving the perfect excuse.

Me: Lucas, please pick up that napkin you threw on the ground.
Lucas: I can't mommy because my back really hurts!

Me: Okay, it's time to get out of the bath.
Lucas: But mommy, this is my boat. If I get out, the alligators in the water will get me.

Me: Time to clean up your Legos! Let's put them all back in the box.
Lucas: You need to help me. It's too much work for me to do by myself.

Me: Lucas, time to get ready for bed.
Lucas: It's not night time yet, it's not dark outside. I can't even see the moon.

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