The other day I thought I picked up Lucas from school. But after he got into the car, I realized I picked up the geography teacher instead.
Teacher: What country do you live in?
Me: The United States. What country do you live in?
Me: Actually, that's a state! It's inside the United States.
Teacher: Oh. Let's play a game. Clap if you've been to this place. Japan!
He continued to list other places. Then he tried to trick me.
Teacher: August! September!
Me: Wait, those are months, not places.
Teacher: I'm just pretending! Okay, October, November...