Monday, November 20, 2006

Is there a doctor in the house?

Yesterday, Lucas said, "Let's play doctor. I'm the doctor and you're the patient."

First he put on his dentist mask and told me exactly where to sit.

Lucas: Do you have any bad feelings?
Me: What do you mean "bad feelings"?
Lucas: Where does it hurt?
Me: Oh. On my knee.
Lucas: First, let me wipe off the blood on your elbow.
Me: Okay doctor, but my knee is what really hurts.
Me: Okay. Thanks for wiping the blood off my elbow.
Lucas: Now, here's a bandaid. It's all better now, isn't it?
Me: Yes, my elbow is all better. Thanks. But what about my knee?
Lucas: Let's play tennis now.

I guess I didn't have the right health plan.

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